Whitsundays Super Best Friends - New member

The Whitsunday Times reported yesterday that our "Super' agencies, the 'Legion of Inevitable & Excruciating Doom' (LIED); and 'Whitsundays Tourism Futures' (WTF) have joined forces to become the 'Whitsundays Super Best Friends'

The 'Whitsundays Super Best Friends' is a group of elected and non-government 'leaders' who have joined forces to fight fair trading, truthful advertising, good management, community support, responsible development, responsibility to the community and ethics.

The 'Whitsundays Super Best Friends' sees new and previously failed and competing 'super heroes' now formed into one 'united' group. According to a spokesperson, the very first savings we will see from the amalgamation will be the bulk purchase and cleaning of capes.

The new member is Mayor Mike Brunker (also the ALP candidate for Dawson), who's credentials for joining the 'Whitsundays Super Best Friends' are exemplary. Brunker's (Super name "Moscow") super ability is to  teleport things, like other Dawson ALP candidates, and $350,000 in ratepayers money from Whitsunday Council to Tourism Whitsunday.

Existing members of the 'Whitsundays Super Best Friends' welcomed their new member yesterday. They are

John Finlay - CEO Whitsunday Regional Council:
Super name: Sir Humphrey
Super abilities: Classified

Marc Turner - Destinations Manager, Tourism Whitsunday
Super name: Houdini
Super abilities: Make dive wrecks disappear.

Rachael Klitscher - Tourism Queensland, Mackay Whitsundays Zone Director, based in Cannonvale.
Super name: ATM
Super abilities: Classified.

Andrei Koeppen - CEO, Enterprise Whitsundays
Super name: Transformer
Super abilities: Turn passenger ferries into coal ships.

Peter O'Reilly - CEO, Tourism Whitsunday (ex Tourism Queensland)
Super name: The Fiddler
Super abilities: Ability to make any bad number or news look good.

Lyn Gregson - Director, Enterprise Whitsundays (ex Tourism Whitsunday)
Super name: The Chameleon
Super abilities: Ability to 'confuse' enemies by saying one thing but doing another.

Chris Jacobs - Chairman, Tourism Whitsundays
Super name: The Skipper
Abilities: Expert at repelling boarders and squashing mutinies.

Gary Martin - Director of Transport & Infrastructure, Whitsunday Regional Council.
Super name: Doctor Who
Abilities: Be able to see into the past and future.

Welcome Whitsundays Super Best Friends - we look forward to seeing the same successes you have had in the past continue in the future.

Sources:
Whitsunday Times